Clemens Inspires by Pitching Again at 50
He hadn’t pitched in 5 years, but last night Roger Clemens got back on the mound. Newser reports: Clemens tossed 3 1/3 scoreless innings last night for the Sugar Land Skeeters of the independent...
View ArticleOn Turning 40
Gint Aras turns 40 today, and his wishes are simple. I have very little to say on this topic, actually. But here’s this: I woke up this morning, and my first thought was not “Hey, you’re 40!” I...
View ArticleAm I an Elder, or Am I Just Getting Older?
Dr. Adam Sheck recently turned 55, and wonders what new responsibilities he has now that he is an elder. I recently turned 55 and am really wondering, how did I get to be so bleeping old!? In my...
View ArticleWhen the Number 10 Comes Rolling Along
The years sneak up on Whit Honea until his son’s first double-digit birthday pokes him in both eyes — Ten is many things. It is a perfect score, what most amps go to, and Bo Derek with sand on her...
View ArticleI Was Asking My Wife for a Vow of Celibacy
Pete Beisner’s lack of a sex drive almost cost him his marriage, but he couldn’t let his wife go without doing everything he could to win her back. — My wife and I are in a sexual time-out. That is...
View Article7 Things I Wish Someone Had Told Me About Being a Man: Dyllon Charron
Looking back now, I wish I had a “Guide to Manhood” that told me how hard being a man was… — You will fight against stereotypes for your entire life: From the minute you first stand up for something...
View ArticleWhen Does a Man Become an Old Man?
View image | gettyimages.com So how does a man know if he’s getting old? Maybe he just gets to decide. — On a recent plane flight as I was walking down the aisle I noticed an elderly man trying to...
View Article10 Tips on How a Man Can Stay Forever Young
View image | gettyimages.com Maybe you can’t stop the clock, but you can control the effects of time. Don’t believe it? Give these tips a try. — I have a birthday coming up soon and I will be turning...
View ArticleI Don’t Mind Growing Old; I Just Don’t Want To Be There When It Happens.
View image | gettyimages.com Aging is inevitable, so long as we stay alive. But growing old is an option this man has decided to forgo. — “Don’t trust anyone over thirty,” I arrogantly proclaimed...
View ArticleDon’t be a Muppet — You’re Not That Old
Embed from Getty Images I don’t know about you, but I don’t want to quit at life because I’ve hit a certain number. — We’ve all heard the old saying ‘You can’t teach old dogs new trick’. I’m here to...
View ArticleTen Things that Surprised Me About Aging
Embed from Getty Images — I thought I’d be young forever, but all of a sudden I’m 52 years old! What the heck? Anyway, there have been a lot of things that surprised me about aging, so here are the...
View ArticleThe Wonders of age 44
Embed from Getty Images — I’ve started a fun little game with myself. After the alarm goes off each morning and my wife follows that up with the sweetest nudge, I do my best to not make one sound as I...
View ArticleClose Encounters With Life; Feeling Fragile
Embed from Getty Images — I feel fragile. It has been following me for weeks, popping up periodically, calling me to attend to the ease by which my bodily integrity could be dismantled. Perhaps it’s...
View ArticleWhy I Will Live to be Over 100, And Most Men Will Not
Embed from Getty Images — I am going to live to be over a 100 years old. I made this decision a few years back. It was a very cold, calculated decision. I cannot remember the exact moment I decided...
View ArticleLessons From the Gym: A List
Here are some observations made from repeated trips to the gym. 1. People with faulty memory diodes should use a notebook to keep track of weights and repetitions. Reality sends constant reminders; I...
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